Bad Words to be Purged from the Language

By John Crouch, Attorney at Law, Crouch & Crouch, Arlington, Virginia; (703) 528-6700; , Copyright John Crouch 1991
Brown Daily Herald October 28, 1991
Brown University, Providence, Rhode Island (U.S.)
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What if Dinesh D'Souza is right? Suppose our nation's elite campuses are ruled by unreconstructed Yippie deans and cloned professors under orders from the Comintern. Gangs of multicultural stormtroopers impose speech codes on their helpless classmates. And, of course, the subsidized leftist philistine newspaper prints periodic updates on newly-banned words. It doesn't hurt to imagine ...

"As Brown Community Communication Co-Coordinator, I have determined that the following noises, once thought to be "speech," actually constitute behavior which fatally distorts the perception of reality:
  • Authorities. The problem is that people with power test the limits of their authority to see where it can expand.When they get into the news, it is often because someone is challenging whether they indeed are "authorities" over what they're trying to control. When the media refer to them casually as "authorities," it sort of closes the debate before it begins. This gets even more absurd when we speak of "Iraqi authorities" or "Chinese authorities." These people have as much authority as a mugger does over her victims. There must be a more value-neutral word for this.
  • The New Paper recently reported that two-thirds of deported aliens are arrested on narcotics charges. Good riddance, right? The catch is that police use the word "narcotic" to mean marihuana, as well as addictive opiates. They also have a vile habit of using "cooperate" to mean "follow orders." Journalists like to show off by parroting the jargon of the people they write about, but they shouldn't let cops rewrite the dictionary.
  • Pro-life is often criticized for its unnecessary vagueness. Pro-choice is also an overly general term. It begs the question of who makes the choice: the law, doctors, the mother, or the fetus - who, human or not, certainly has the most to lose.
  • Hate speech, groups etc. As angry as they make us,Doug Hann [prominent Brown University racial slurster] and friends are still expressing opinions, not hate. They probably have feelings of superiority, entitlement, self-pity, fear, envy, and contempt, but I doubt that many racists are possessed by hate or anything else unknown to the rest of us. The ones I know espouse sociological theories which were dominant until the 1940s, and think their own experiences empirically support them. They don't even dislike minorities, as long as they stay in their familiar "place."
  • In an age when "two-dimensional" is a term of disdain, the political spectrum is awkwardly one-dimensional. If we must base our thinking on silly metaphors, let's replace this one with a 3D object with a crisp crust and a gooey center, like a calzone or a planet.
  • Fervor can mean any belief you disagree with, but lately [1991] it is attributed to people who don't think the U.S.S.R. and Yugoslavia should remain united and communist. You don't have to argue rationally with people who suffer from this joyfully feverish kind of rabies, since they obviously wouldn't understand.
  • Bash A Bigot Day, B.A.S.H., accusations of (verbal) gay-bashing or student-government-bashing -- this word has somehow moved from the ravings of revolutionaries into the mainstream, helping to blur the distinction between criticism and violence.
  • Where I'm from, I never hear the words anal or phallic. I guess we just don't use shallow pop-psychology to belittle other people's cultures or beliefs. Instead, we think of them as demon-possessed, communist, foreign, or just plain evil.
  • - John Crouch
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