Welcome to you. You have arrived at a plain text page in the LoveAllPeople.org network of web pages. To visit our regular HTML web pages, please copy the link below, and paste it into your Internet Explorer or other browser. Blessings to you. - Rev. Bill McGinnis Link to copy => http://www.loveallpeople.org/chapellinks.html CLINTON USED THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF "SEXUAL RELATIONS" These days it seems that a correct understanding of the term "sexual relations" is more important than ever, given the political situation with President Clinton. So out of curiosity, I decided to look it up in my regular, on-my-desk dictionary, the "Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary." There it is, right on page 1079: "sexual relations n pl (1950): COITUS" And coitus is defined as "physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis into the female reproductive tract; also INTERCOURSE." (page 258) This is not "legal hair-splitting;" it is the normal, everyday human understanding of the concept. The good old Anglo-Saxon word for it is "fucking." "Having sex" means "having sexual intercourse." Everything else is "fooling around." When I was a teenager, we called it "petting." And "petting to orgasm" was the favorite way we got our sexual satisfaction while preserving our virginity and not getting pregnant before we were married and before birth-control pills were invented. What Bill and Monica did was "fooling around," or "petting." (Oral sex, plus other sex play.) It was not "sexual relations." They never did have sexual relations, according to both of their testimonies. Thus they never did have a "sexual relationship," because to have a "sexual relationship," you must first have "sexual relations," which they never had. It is possible to have lots of sexual excitement and orgasm in a relationship, but it is not a "sexual relationship" unless it involves "sexual relations," which means "intercourse." Ask any teenager. They know the difference. When Bill Clinton was a teenager, I guarantee you that HE knew the difference! I bet he explained that difference to a hundred different girls, none of whom ever got pregnant. Precise definitions are very important, particularly in law, where life and death may depend on a definition. "Murder" may get you the death penalty, but "manslaughter" will not. Yet both are killing, and what is the difference? The difference is that if you commit murder, you may be executed, but if you commit manslaughter, you cannot be executed. (The actual legal difference is "malice aforethought.") Similarly, the difference between "sexual relations" and anything else is "intercourse." In the Bible, "adultery" could get you stoned to death. So it was very important to have a precise definition of "adultery." If you kiss somebody else's wife, is that adultery? No. What if she is highly responsive and has a climax from the kiss alone (some women do, you know). Does the climax make it adultery? No. Now, what if you fondle her breasts. Is that adultery? No. What if you massage her vagina, or she massages your penis. Is that adultery? No, but it's getting close. In order to have adultery, you must have intercourse. Once again from the same dictionary, page 58, under "adultery:" "ADULTERY can be applied only to sexual intercourse between a married person and a partner other than his or her wife or husband;" Once again, "intercourse" is the key concept. Without intercourse, you can have neither "sexual relations" nor "adultery." So Bill and Monica did not have a "sexual relationship" nor did they have an "adulterous relationship." What they had was some extreme sexual "fooling around," or "petting." And why didn't Bill Clinton have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, when she wanted it? So he could truthfully say, if ever he were asked, "No. I never had sexual relations with that woman." Yours for accurate use of language, Bill McGinnis bmcgin@patriot.net